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You Wanna Get High Lighter: Towelie Parody Disposable Novelty Lighter
The You Wanna Get High Lighter is an approximately 3.2" tall novelty disposable lighter designed to spark daily smoke sessions while celebrating iconic stoner animation satire. Paying hilarious homage to television's favorite genetically engineered towel, this graphic wrap showcases Towelie’s signature bloodshot, heavy-lidded eyes set against a heathered terrycloth pattern and gold accent stripes. Instantly channeling the iconic catchphrase "You wanna get high?", this deadpan design delivers undeniable weed-culture comedy to casual smoking circles and 420 gatherings. Whether firing up blunts, lighting campfire joints, or standing out on your personal coffee table rolling tray, this satirical accessory ensures your flame never gets misplaced by forgetful friends.
Built with a durable plastic chassis and pre-filled with clean-burning butane, this disposable lighter provides dependable ignition rated for up to 2,000 lights. Certified compliant with rigorous ISO 9994 and CPSC 11228 safety standards, it ensures smooth, worry-free performance in any everyday carry kit.
Towelie Parody Graphic Lighter Specifications
- Dimensions: 3.2" H x 0.89" W x 0.4" D
- Chassis: Durable molded plastic
- Capacity: Rated for up to 2,000 lights
- Fuel Type: Pre-filled butane (disposable, non-refillable)
- Safety Compliance: ISO 9994 and CPSC 11228 certified
- Design: Terrycloth Towelie face graphic wrap
- Ignition: Standard flint wheel mechanism
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
