{"product_id":"vote-cthulhu-garden-flag","title":"Vote Cthulhu Garden Flag","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eVote Cthulhu Garden Flag: Cosmic Horror Political Parody Yard Decor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eVote Cthulhu Garden Flag\u003c\/strong\u003e from The Original Underground is a 12\" x 18\" double-sided decorative lawn banner showcasing the ancient Lovecraftian deity looming against an American flag with fiery glowing eyes beneath bold lettering declaring \"WHY CHOOSE THE LESSER OF TWO EVILS\" and \"VOTE CTHULHU\", created to deliver sharp political satire to your walkway, patio, flower beds, or porch entryway. From the depths of R'lyeh comes the one true candidate—the iconic cosmic entity Cthulhu! Subverting election season burnout with unhinged mythological horror and dark comedy, this striking garden accent delivers instant laughs before visitors even reach the steps.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from durable, weather-resistant polyester, each flag is printed on both sides for vibrant visibility from every direction. Display it using your existing yard pole or select the complete set, featuring a heavy-duty three-piece coated metal stand built to resist rust, withstand outdoor elements, and store compactly when not in use.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eCosmic Horror Political Parody Garden Flag Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12\" x 18\" (Standard garden flag format)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavy-duty, all-weather polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided high-definition graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOptions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Flag only or complete set with lawn stand\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHardware:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3-piece anti-rust coated metal stand with 1 clip and 2 rubber stoppers (Set option)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlacement:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lawns, flower beds, walkways, patio planters, and porch pots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Garden Flag Only","offer_id":67052685688947,"sku":"VOTECTHULHUGARDENFLAG","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Garden Flag with Pole","offer_id":67052685721715,"sku":"VOTECTHULHUGARDENFLAG","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/slickpurchase.com\/products\/vote-cthulhu-garden-flag","provider":"Slickpurchase","version":"1.0","type":"link"}