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Violators Will Be Sacrificed Garden Flag: Funny No Soliciting Yard Banner
The Violators Will Be Sacrificed Garden Flag is a 12" x 18" double-sided outdoor lawn banner crafted from heavy-duty weather-resistant polyester. Styled like a weathered parchment decree bordered by intricate knotwork, it displays a blunt decree: "No Soliciting. Violators Will Be Sacrificed To The Old Gods." Standard plastic warning signs are routinely ignored by clipboard-wielding salespeople and uninvited proselytizers. This banner establishes unmistakable home security boundaries with dark fantasy humor, warning trespassers that stepping onto your porch risks becoming ritual tribute to primeval deities.
Built for long-term outdoor display, the flag features vibrant, UV-resistant double-sided printing so the warning is read clearly from either direction of your walkway. A reinforced pole sleeve slips easily over any standard yard stake, or you can select the optional three-piece rust-resistant coated metal stand for fast, tool-free setup. Resisting moisture, seasonal winds, and fabric fraying, it provides low-maintenance boundary enforcement for front yards, flowerbeds, and porch entryways.
Violators Will Be Sacrificed Garden Flag Specifications:
- Dimensions: 12" W x 18" L
- Product Type: Double-sided novelty garden flag
- Material: 100% durable outdoor polyester
- Print: Full-color, fade-resistant double-sided print
- Mounting: Reinforced top pole sleeve
- Stand Option: Optional 3-piece weather-coated metal ground stake
- Application: Walkways, front lawns, flower beds, and patio planters
- Theme: Dark fantasy humor / gothic satire / anti-solicitor warning
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- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
