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Violators Will Be Sacrificed Garden Flag: Sarcastic Gothic Yard Decor
Solicitors beware: the Old Gods demand tribute! Bringing ancient mythical drama and signature Garden State bluntness to suburban curb appeal, the Violators Will Be Sacrificed Garden Flag puts unwanted salespeople and uninvited guests on immediate notice. Styled like an aged parchment manuscript with ornate Celtic borders and bold gothic typography, this satirical "No Soliciting" banner delivers an unmistakable warning before anyone dares step onto your porch.
Engineered for all-season durability, this 12" x 18" yard flag is crafted from heavy-duty polyester material with crisp double-sided printing designed to read clearly from both directions. Display it using your own hardware or select the complete set featuring an easy-to-store three-piece coated metal stand engineered to resist rust and aging, complete with an H-stake base, wind clip, and rubber stoppers.
Perfect for front walkways, flowerbeds, or porch planters, this subversive lawn accent makes a killer novelty gift for introverts, fantasy buffs, and homeowners who fiercely guard their front door peace.
Violators Will Be Sacrificed Garden Flag Specifications
- Flag Dimensions: 12" W x 18" H
- Stand Dimensions: Approximately 36" H x 17.13" W (when assembled)
- Product Type: Novelty outdoor lawn and garden flag
- Material: Heavy-duty weather-resistant polyester fabric
- Print: High-definition double-sided graphic print
- Hardware Options: Flag only or complete set with 3-piece rust-resistant coated metal stand, clip, and stoppers
- Design Details: Aged parchment backdrop, Celtic knot border, and bold "No Soliciting. Violators Will Be Sacrificed To The Old Gods" gothic lettering
- Theme: Dark garden humor / Old Gods sacrifice / no soliciting parody / gothic yard decor / novelty home gift
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
