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Trespassers Will Be Composted Garden Flag: Sarcastic Gothic Yard Decor
If you want to give back to the Earth, feel free to step on my property. Bringing dark gothic humor and signature Garden State bluntness to suburban curb appeal, the Trespassers Will Be Composted Garden Flag delivers an unmistakable warning. Centered around an intricate botanical skull surrounded by colorful floral blooms, this banner tells uninvited guests and solicitors exactly where they stand.
Built for all-season outdoor display, this 12" x 18" yard flag is crafted from durable polyester material with vibrant double-sided printing visible from any angle. Hang it using your own hardware or choose the complete set featuring an easy-to-store three-piece coated metal stand engineered to prevent rust, complete with an H-stake base, wind clip, and rubber stoppers.
Perfect for front walkways, vegetable patches, or porch planters, this subversive lawn accent makes a killer novelty gift for gothic gardeners who fiercely guard their personal space.
Trespassers Will Be Composted Garden Flag Specifications
- Flag Dimensions: 12" W x 18" H
- Stand Dimensions: Approximately 36" H x 17.13" W (assembled)
- Product Type: Novelty outdoor lawn and garden flag
- Material: Heavy-duty weather-resistant polyester fabric
- Print: High-definition double-sided graphic print
- Hardware Options: Flag only or complete set with 3-piece rust-resistant coated metal stand, clip, and stoppers
- Design Details: Botanical floral skull illustration with bold distressed typography
- Theme: Dark garden humor / skull decor / gothic botany / no trespassing parody / novelty lawn gift
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
