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Thoughts and Prayers Flexible Magnet: Sarcastic Middle Finger Car Magnet
When standard pleasantries just won't cut it on the Garden State Parkway or around difficult family members, send your deepest, most insincere sentiments in true New Jersey fashion. The Thoughts and Prayers Flexible Magnet from True Jersey takes everyone's favorite empty platitude and pairs it with the Garden State's unofficial state bird. Featuring a vintage tattoo-style woodcut middle finger wrapped in a decorative scroll reading "Thoughts & Prayers," this 2.5" x 4.5" die-cut magnet delivers pure satirical genius and effortless catharsis for your daily commute.
Engineered to handle brutal highway traffic, shore salt, winter road slush, and scorching summers, this heavy-duty flexible magnet is printed on premium weather-resistant vinyl. The strong magnetic backing adheres securely to car bumpers, tailgates, refrigerators, toolboxes, and metal lockers without peeling, fading, or scratching paint. Slap it on your vehicle or fridge to let the world know you're thinking of them in the most half-assed, hilarious way possible.
Thoughts and Prayers Flexible Magnet Specifications
- Product: Flexible die-cut magnet
- Dimensions: 2.5" x 4.5"
- Material: Heavy-duty weather-resistant magnetic vinyl
- Design: Vintage tattoo-style middle finger illustration with decorative "Thoughts & Prayers" ribbon banner
- Application: Cars, trucks, refrigerators, toolboxes, lockers, and metal surfaces
- Durability: UV and weather-resistant for indoor and outdoor use
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
