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The Dog Has Been Fed Poster Print: Funny Cross-Stitch Pet Wall Art
The Dog Has Been Fed Poster Print is an 11" x 17" collectible wall art print reproduced on professional heavyweight luster photo paper, featuring a faux cross-stitch needlepoint illustration of an innocent golden puppy, engineered for kitchens, feeding stations, and dog lovers' living spaces. Don't let this cutie fool you—they will eat you out of house and home given the chance! Subverting grandmotherly embroidery with raw honesty, this faux cross-stitch sampler delivers an urgent household alert: the dog has eaten, so do not fall for their b--lshit. Designed to dismantle canine guilt trips beside empty bowls, it warns family members before second breakfast occurs, shutting down meal extortion.
Printed to order with archival pigment inks on professional luster paper, each image yields vibrant contrast and lifelike fabric-weave texture without reflective glare. Available as a print only or framed presentation, every piece ships securely in reinforced packaging for pristine gallery-ready arrival.
Dog Lover Poster Print Specifications
- Dimensions: 11" x 17"
- Substrate: Professional heavyweight luster photo paper
- Finish: Low-glare satin luster finish with sharp pigment reproduction
- Display Options: Print Only or Framed
- Framed Construction: Lightweight black frame with rigid backing and pre-installed sawtooth hanging hardware
- Artwork Details: Vintage needlepoint sampler aesthetic with faux linen texture, geometric borders, a golden puppy, and bold stacked text
- Orientation: Vertical (Portrait)
- Application: Kitchens, dog feeding areas, laundry rooms, mudrooms, hallways, entryways
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
