Tax This D--k Flag: Double-Sided Outdoor Satire Banner
Measuring 3 feet wide by 2 feet tall, the Tax This D--k Flag is crafted from durable, weather-resistant polyester engineered for year-round outdoor flying or indoor wall display. Built double-sided for crisp visibility from every angle, this satirical banner comes equipped with two pre-installed metal grommets ready to mount on standard upright flagpoles, horizontal porch poles, or garage walls. Featuring the distinguished oil portrait of Benjamin Franklin paired with his totally legitimate historical quote, it delivers unapologetic American satire with rugged construction.
Declare total financial independence and deliver the ultimate rebuke to tax season. Parodying classic colonial portraiture with irreverent modern grit, this novelty historical flag cuts through serious political discourse with dry, rebellious humor. Flown proudly from your front porch, draped across a dorm room, or hung above a garage workbench, it provides an unforgettable conversation starter that guarantees laughs from guests, neighbors, and fellow taxpayers alike.
Tax This D--k Flag Specifications
- Dimensions: 3 ft W x 2 ft H
- Material: Weatherproof premium polyester
- Design: Double-sided high-definition print
- Hardware: 2 pre-installed metal grommets
- Mounting: Upright flagpoles, horizontal porch mounts, or wall hanging
Shipping & Delivery Information
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- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
