Condolences to mom and dad. The other kids tried. But somebody had to be the good one, and the results speak for themselves.
This funny sibling roast gift offers sympathy from the star child, names printed. Sorry about your other children. At least there's one.
Add the names right on the product page and we print them on the mug. The condolences, delivered smugly.
Who this is for:
- The parent who raised one gem and several works in progress
- The Mother's Day or Father's Day gift that roasts the siblings by name
- Anyone needing a funny family gift with sibling-rivalry fuel
- Mom or Dad. Receiving sympathy. Laughing anyway.
Made for the family mornings. Coffee with the condolence card in ceramic form, siblings demanding a recount at the table. The sympathy is fake. The laugh is real.
What you get:
- 15oz white glossy ceramic mug
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Condolences: offered. Siblings: roasted. Winner: obvious.
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
