{"product_id":"please-leave-by-9-garden-flag","title":"Please Leave By 9 Garden Flag","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003ePlease Leave By 9 Garden Flag: Funny Introvert Needlepoint Yard Decor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003ePlease Leave By 9 Garden Flag\u003c\/strong\u003e from The Original Underground is a 12\" x 18\" double-sided decorative lawn banner featuring a vintage needlepoint sampler aesthetic with an ornate floral rose border framing rustic blue embroidered-style lettering reading \"PLEASE LEAVE BY 9\", created to deliver cheeky boundary-setting humor to your entry walkway, patio planters, flower beds, or porch entryway. I was already generous enough to have you here—now please leave by the requested time! Subverting sweet hospitality tropes with dry introverted wit and cozy granny-chic needlecraft, this witty outdoor accent provides standout curb appeal for homebodies, reluctant hosts, and sarcastic homeowners.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from durable, weather-resistant polyester, each flag is printed on both sides for vibrant visibility from any angle. Display it using your existing yard hardware or choose the complete set, which includes a collapsible three-piece coated metal stand designed to resist rust, withstand outdoor weather, and store away effortlessly.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eSarcastic Introvert Needlepoint Yard Flag Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12\" x 18\" (Standard garden flag format)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavy-duty, all-weather polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided high-definition graphic\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eOptions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Flag only or complete set with stand\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHardware:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3-piece anti-rust coated metal stand with 1 clip and 2 rubber stoppers (Set option)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlacement:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lawns, flower beds, walkways, patio planters, and porch pots\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Garden Flag Only","offer_id":67052677529715,"sku":"PLEASELEAVEBY9GARDENFLAG","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Garden Flag with Pole","offer_id":67052677562483,"sku":"PLEASELEAVEBY9GARDENFLAG","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/1958\/6419\/files\/Please-Leave-By-9-Needlepoint_Garden-Flag_12x18_Mock.jpg?v=1793809804","url":"https:\/\/slickpurchase.com\/products\/please-leave-by-9-garden-flag","provider":"Slickpurchase","version":"1.0","type":"link"}