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Please Leave By 9 Garden Flag: Funny Introvert Needlepoint Yard Decor
The Please Leave By 9 Garden Flag from The Original Underground is a 12" x 18" double-sided decorative lawn banner featuring a vintage needlepoint sampler aesthetic with an ornate floral rose border framing rustic blue embroidered-style lettering reading "PLEASE LEAVE BY 9", created to deliver cheeky boundary-setting humor to your entry walkway, patio planters, flower beds, or porch entryway. I was already generous enough to have you here—now please leave by the requested time! Subverting sweet hospitality tropes with dry introverted wit and cozy granny-chic needlecraft, this witty outdoor accent provides standout curb appeal for homebodies, reluctant hosts, and sarcastic homeowners.
Crafted from durable, weather-resistant polyester, each flag is printed on both sides for vibrant visibility from any angle. Display it using your existing yard hardware or choose the complete set, which includes a collapsible three-piece coated metal stand designed to resist rust, withstand outdoor weather, and store away effortlessly.
Sarcastic Introvert Needlepoint Yard Flag Specifications
- Dimensions: 12" x 18" (Standard garden flag format)
- Material: Heavy-duty, all-weather polyester
- Print: Double-sided high-definition graphic
- Options: Flag only or complete set with stand
- Hardware: 3-piece anti-rust coated metal stand with 1 clip and 2 rubber stoppers (Set option)
- Placement: Lawns, flower beds, walkways, patio planters, and porch pots
Shipping & Delivery Information
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- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary based on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
Shipping Destinations
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Shipping Costs
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
