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Please Don't Do Coke Needlepoint Poster Print: Funny Bathroom Wall Art
Elevate your powder room etiquette with an irreverent clash of quaint grandmotherly aesthetics and wild weekend humor. The Please Don't Do Coke Needlepoint Poster Print transforms the wholesome charm of a traditional folk-art floral sampler into an iconic, deadpan house rule. Featuring delicate faux-stitched botanical borders framing a hilariously blunt party PSA, this tongue-in-cheek wall decor delivers unforgettable laughs for dinner guests, house party visitors, and anyone with an appetite for cheeky domestic satire.
Each poster is custom printed to order on premium 11" x 17" professional heavyweight luster photo paper, expertly engineered to showcase intricate cross-stitch textures and rich vintage tones without annoying surface glare. Offered as an unframed print ready for custom matting or in a sleek framed presentation ready to hang immediately upon arrival, this wall decor makes an undeniable statement piece for half-baths, guest bathrooms, living spaces, and home bars, serving as the ultimate housewarming gift for friends with a wicked sense of humor.
Please Don't Do Coke Needlepoint Poster Print Specifications:
- Dimensions: 11" x 17"
- Material: Heavyweight professional luster photo paper
- Artwork: Faux needlepoint bathroom etiquette humor design
- Framing Options: Print Only or Framed
- Print Quality: High-definition, fade-resistant archival inks
- Application: Bathrooms, powder rooms, home bars, living rooms, and gallery walls
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
