Please Don't Do Coke Lighter: Retro Needlepoint Bathroom Humor Wrap
Bring a hilariously polite touch of boundary-setting etiquette to your home or next social gathering with the official Please Don't Do Coke Lighter from The Original Underground. Perfectly tailored for retail customers who appreciate sassy bathroom decor, classic internet memes, and dark comedy accessories, this premium disposable lighter serves as an essential statement piece and the ultimate conversational icebreaker or novelty party gift for friends.
The high-definition full-wrap graphic beautifully mimics a vintage grandma-style needlepoint canvas with a textured cream background. Symmetrical borders of traditional red roses and blue wildflowers frame the bold, pixelated blue block typography reading: "PLEASE DON'T DO COKE IN THE POWDER ROOM." Engineered for heavy daily utility, it delivers a steady, dependable flame with every single strike.
Please Don't Do Coke Lighter Specs
- Dimensions: 3.2" H x 0.89" W x 0.4" D
- Type: Full-Wrap Disposable Lighter
- Safety Compliance: ISO 9994 & CPSC 11228 Certified
- Design: Sarcastic Cross-Stitch Needlepoint Pattern with Floral Accents
Shipping & Delivery Information
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Processing & Shipping Timeline
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary based on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
Shipping Destinations
Slickpurchase currently only ships to the United States.
Shipping Costs
We are pleased to offer free standard shipping on all orders within the United States.
Discreet Packaging
We respect your privacy. All Slickpurchase packages are shipped with complete discreet packaging. The product name, description, sender's name, and any information that hints about the contents are encrypted. Your package will arrive without any indication of what's inside, ensuring your purchase remains confidential.
Signature Requirements
Important Note: All orders valued above $250 will require a signature upon delivery for your protection.
Order Tracking
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Lost or Delayed Shipments
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For your protection, we may contact you for additional order verification of the payment method on certain orders.
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
