Not Today Darling – Wickless Candle
Some days, you just can’t. And some scents get it.
This moody little number blends rich, creamy sweetness with crisp, slightly mysterious vibes that make your space smell like sophistication… with a side of “back off.” It’s smooth, comforting, and subtly sassy — exactly the energy for when you’re giving zero sh*ts.
Topped with a bold UV/DTF sticker that says:
“Not Today Heifer” (yes, with a cow 🐄)
Because your home deserves a little humor, a little attitude, and a whole lot of personality.
Perfect for:
Self-care days where boundaries are mandatory
Friends who need a warning before entering your space
Bathrooms, desks, or anywhere you want to flex your sass
No flame. No smoke. Just rich, bold scent and unapologetic Saucy & Chic energy. 💅
How to Use Your Wickless Candle:
Place your wickless candle on a candle warmer plate or under a candle warmer lamp. Turn on the warmer and let the gentle heat release the full, delicious scent—no flame required! Perfect for filling your space with cozy, long-lasting fragrance safely and effortlessly.
REMOVE CHARM BEFORE MELTING
7 oz
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