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NARC Beard Balm | Birchwood & Oud | Medium Hold Styling Balm
LOOK THE PART. SMELL LIKE A LEGEND.
Because someone has to look like the scumbag slinging dope—but that doesn’t mean you have to smell like the evidence locker. NARC Beard Balm is our tribute to one of the best (and grittiest) jobs on the planet. Designed for the man who operates in the shadows but demands a high-end finish, this balm smells like a supermodel and top-shelf whiskey had a baby.
Whether you're deep undercover or just hitting the town, NARC gives you the Strong/High Hold needed to keep your beard shaped and your reputation intact.
🔥 THE SCENT PROFILE: Birchwood & Oud
This isn't your average "woods" scent. It’s a complex, high-end cologne profile that hits hard and stays all day.
Top: Wild Cypress, Ozone, Makrut Lime, and Sea Salt.
Heart: Elemi, Leather, and Ocean Moss.
Base: Rare Oud, Amber, and Frankincense.
Scent Strength: Strong / Woodsy & Premium Cologne.
🧔 WHY FLAGSHIP BEATS THE COMPETITION
We packed 15 beard-fortifying natural oils and butters into every tin. While the big-box brands use cheap fillers, we use exotic ingredients that actually encourage healthy growth and skin hydration.
High-Performance Styling: Our Beeswax-heavy formula provides a reliable hold for shaping and taming wild manes.
Exotic Nutrient Blend: Contains Raspberry Seed Oil, Kukui Nut Oil, and Moringa Seed Oil—nutrients you won't find in standard balms.
Deep Hydration: Six premium butters (Mango, Kokum, Shea, and more) eliminate itch and "beardruff" instantly.
No Greasy Residue: Melts down smooth and washes out clean.
📋 THE SPECS
Size: 2 oz travel-friendly tin with a secure screw-on lid.
Dimensions: 2.75" x 2.75" x 1.5".
Origin: Handcrafted in small batches in Idaho, USA.
Skin Type: Formulated for all skin and beard types.
🛠️ HOW TO USE
Scoop: Use your thumbnail (unless you’re a sissy, then use a hard object) to scrape out a jelly-bean-sized amount.
Melt: Rub between your palms to warm the butters and beeswax into a smooth oil.
Apply: Work thoroughly into your beard, starting at the roots.
Style: Shape your beard or mustache to your liking and get back to work.
🇺🇸 VETERAN & FIRST RESPONDER OWNED
We stand behind our gear. If you aren’t 100% satisfied, we’ll swap the scent or refund your money—no questions asked. Buy with confidence.
Ingredients: Beeswax, Mango Butter, Avocado Butter, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Kokum Butter, Moringa Oil, Kukui Nut Oil, Golden Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Raspberry Seed Oil, Tamanu Oil, Argan Oil, Primrose Oil, and Fragrance Oil.
Discontinue use if irritation or redness occurs.
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
