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Jim Jones Birthday Greeting Card: Funny Dark Humor True Crime Card
The Jim Jones Birthday Greeting Card is a hilariously twisted dark comedy card designed for true crime fans, cynical coworkers, and friends who appreciate unapologetically morbid humor. Ditching boring, mass-produced store-bought greetings, this provocative party design features the infamous cult leader sporting aviators and a clerical collar amidst celebratory confetti with the deadpan punchline "HAPPY BIRTHDAY – DRINKS ARE ON ME." Whether you are roasting a best friend on another year survived, shocking an office colleague at their desk, or making sure your card stands out on the party mantel, this unhinged keepsake delivers guaranteed shock value and wicked laughs.
Professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster greeting card stock, this durable 5" x 7" folded card showcases vibrant colors with a subtle semi-gloss finish. Featuring a completely blank interior designed for writing your own personalized messages, each card includes a matching envelope ready for easy mailing or direct gift presentation.
Dark Humor True Crime Birthday Card Specifications
- Style: Folded novelty birthday greeting card
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster greeting card stock
- Finish: Vibrant color print with smooth luster coating
- Interior: Blank inside for personalized handwritten messages
- Design: Jim Jones portrait with confetti and "DRINKS ARE ON ME" caption
- Inclusions: Matching envelope included
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
