{"product_id":"its-a-crack-home-garden-flag-1","title":"It's A Crack Home Garden Flag","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eIt's A Crack Home Garden Flag: Funny Parody Lawn Banner\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eIt's A Crack Home Garden Flag\u003c\/strong\u003e is an outdoor decorative lawn banner designed to infuse your yard with irreverent dark comedy and charming domestic satire. Subverting traditional wholesome cottagecore decor, this cheeky graphic frames its deadpan punchline with a border of blooming pink blossoms and verdant foliage. Emblazoned with bold typography stating \"IT'S NOT A CRACK HOUSE IT'S A CRACK HOME,\" this double-sided print turns neighborhood curb appeal on its head. Perfect for chaotic households, college rentals, and housewarming gag gifts, it proves there is truly no place like home.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eConstructed from weather-resistant, heavy-duty polyester, this vibrant 12 by 18-inch banner withstands intense sunlight, rain, and gusty winds without fading or fraying. Compatible with standard yard poles, it is available as a standalone flag or as a complete set featuring a durable 36-inch, three-piece coated metal stand with anti-wind clips and stoppers to prevent rust, aging, and outdoor wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eFunny Dark Humor Garden Flag Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlag Dimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12\" x 18\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFlag Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Weather-resistant, heavy-duty polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided floral border print featuring \"IT'S NOT A CRACK HOUSE IT'S A CRACK HOME\" typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStand Dimensions (Optional Set):\u003c\/strong\u003e 36\" H x 17.12\" W (3-piece collapsible construction)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStand Material:\u003c\/strong\u003e Coated rust-resistant metal with double spot welds on ground stake\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eStand Accessories (Optional Set):\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 anti-wind clip and 2 rubber flag stoppers\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lawns, flower gardens, walkways, front porches, patios\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean or hand wash with mild detergent, air dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Garden Flag Only","offer_id":67052737101939,"sku":"CRCKHOMEGARDENFLAG020124","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Garden Flag with Pole","offer_id":67052737134707,"sku":"CRCKHOMEGARDENFLAG020124","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/slickpurchase.com\/products\/its-a-crack-home-garden-flag-1","provider":"Slickpurchase","version":"1.0","type":"link"}