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Grass Runner
1 x $40.55
Total: $40.55
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- Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
- Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
- Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
- Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
- Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin
Product Title: Women's Statement T-Shirt - "I'm Not Clumsy, Just The Floor Hates Me"
Product Description:
Life’s too short to be serious—especially when the floor seems to have it out for you. Our "I'm Not Clumsy, Just The Floor Hates Me" women's statement t-shirt is the perfect blend of humor and charm for anyone who knows the struggle of an unexpected stumble.
Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable fabric, this tee offers both comfort and style for everyday wear. Whether you’re out running errands, hanging with friends, or recovering from your latest accidental trip, this t-shirt is here to keep your look effortlessly cool while showcasing your playful side.
It’s a great conversation starter, a relatable wardrobe staple, and a fun gift for the friend who’s always battling gravity. Wear it proudly and let the world know it’s not you—it’s the floor.
Key Features:
- Lightweight, soft fabric for all-day comfort
- Relaxed, classic fit that pairs well with jeans or leggings
- Durable, fade-resistant print for long-lasting style
- Available in a range of colors and sizes
Why You’ll Love It:
This t-shirt isn’t just funny—it’s you. Relatable, quirky, and effortlessly stylish, it’s a perfect addition to your casual wardrobe. Embrace life’s little missteps with humor and let everyone know you’re taking it all in stride (even if the floor isn’t cooperating).
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Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Shipping & Delivery Information
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Processing & Shipping Timeline
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary based on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
Shipping Destinations
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Shipping Costs
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
