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Serve up barnyard attitude, bring instant laughs to the coop, and show off your fiery personality with the "I May Look Calm But I've Pecked You 3 Times" Chicken Shirt. Purpose-built for chicken keepers, backyard flock owners, farmers, and lovers of hilarious animal humor, this black graphic tee turns funny farm life into everyday casual fashion.
Printed on a soft, lightweight cotton-blend fabric base, this short-sleeve crewneck offers skin-friendly breathability, flexibility, and reliable shape retention against daily wear. Designed in a versatile unisex relaxed fit, the chest features a fierce retro illustration of an angry rooster with ruffled feathers paired with bold, high-contrast typography reading: "I May Look Calm But In My Head I've Pecked You 3 Times." Style it with denim jeans for morning coop chores, layer it under a plaid flannel for farmers' market runs, or wrap it up as the ultimate sarcastic gift for the chicken lover in your life.
Why Chicken Keepers & Farm Humor Fans Choose This Tee:
Hilarious Angry Rooster Artwork: Features high-definition graphic prints showcasing a fiery vintage-style rooster paired with witty chicken-keeper humor across the chest.
Soft & Breathable Cotton Blend: Crafted from a soft cotton-poly blend engineered for lightweight airflow, durability, and daily farm-to-town comfort.
Versatile Casual Unisex Fit: Cut with a soft, relaxed drape that fits comfortably across all body profiles—wear true to size or size up for an oversized casual look.
Fade & Crack-Resistant Print Quality: Direct-to-garment apparel inks penetrate blended fibers deep down—ensuring vivid rooster artwork and sharp text hold up wash after wash.
Product Specifications:
Garment Base: Premium Soft Short-Sleeve Unisex T-Shirt
Material: Cotton-Polyester Blend (Solid Black Base)
Fit: Unisex Relaxed Casual Fit (True to size; size up for an oversized look)
Neckline: Reinforced Crew Neck / Round Neck
Theme: Funny Chicken Shirt / I May Look Calm But I've Pecked You 3 Times Tee / Angry Rooster Graphic T-Shirt / Black Short Sleeve Cotton Blend Top / Sarcastic Farmer Gift
Fulfillment: Custom-printed and shipped directly from the USA
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold inside out with like colors, gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not iron directly on the printed graphic artwork.
POD Product Note: Custom-printed fresh upon order to celebrate backyard poultry farming, spicy attitudes, and funny barnyard banter. Product images represent visual mockups to demonstrate print placement, fabric drape, and overall fit.
Shipping & Delivery Information
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Processing & Shipping Timeline
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary based on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
Shipping Destinations
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Shipping Costs
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
