{"product_id":"i-hate-people-sticker","title":"I Hate People Sticker","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #27923B;\"\u003eI Hate People Sticker: Sarcastic Skull Outdoor Vinyl Decal\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eI Hate People Sticker\u003c\/strong\u003e from True Jersey is a 3\" x 3\" circular weatherproof vinyl decal featuring a black-and-white graphic of a skull flanked by lightning bolts beneath arched lettering reading \"I HATE PEOPLE\", made with durable outdoor-rated adhesive for car windows, bumpers, water bottles, laptops, toolboxes, or coolers. Aren't people just the bestest! Some days you simply hope to finish your morning commute, run errands, and drink coffee while avoiding small talk or long lines. This gritty round emblem speaks for every introverted worker and sarcastic realist who values personal space. It gives your daily gear plenty of attitude, cracking up like-minded folks in traffic or around the jobsite.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003ePrinted on heavy-duty outdoor vinyl, it withstands rain, intense sun, and automatic car washes without peeling or fading. Whenever you decide to switch things up, it peels off cleanly, leaving zero sticky residue on paint, glass, or smooth surfaces.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #27923B;\"\u003eSarcastic Skull Vinyl Decal Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3\" x 3\" (Circular die-cut format)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Premium outdoor-grade weather-resistant vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-contrast black and white skull with lightning bolts and arched text\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Waterproof, UV-resistant, and scratch-resistant for multi-year exterior use\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAdhesive:\u003c\/strong\u003e Strong hold that removes cleanly without marring underlying surfaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePlacement:\u003c\/strong\u003e Car bumpers, rear windows, laptops, water bottles, skateboards, and toolboxes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"True Jersey","offers":[{"title":"Default","offer_id":66971916697715,"sku":"IHPPLSTICKER","price":3.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/1958\/6419\/files\/I-Hate-People_Sticker_3x3_Photo.jpg?v=1792717072","url":"https:\/\/slickpurchase.com\/products\/i-hate-people-sticker","provider":"Slickpurchase","version":"1.0","type":"link"}