- Divine softness with sass: Ultra-soft fabric, perfect for embracing your multifaceted nature.
- Effortlessly stylish: Pair with jeans for a casual, laid-back look or leggings for a sporty look.
- Flawlessly relaxed fit: Designed to keep you comfortable and stylish, our sweatshirt's roomy fit ensures you feel fabulous in any situation.
- Size range for all: Available in sizes S-3XL
- Breezy care instructions: Keep your statement sweatshirt looking fresh by machine washing cold, inside out, and tumble dryin
Get ready to meet your new favorite tee: the "I Hate Everyone But Tequila Makes It Better" T-shirt. Perfect for those days when only a shot of humor (and maybe tequila) can lighten the mood. This shirt tells it like it is with a wink and a smile.
Crafted from premium, soft material, it ensures comfort from sunrise to sunset, making it your go-to for casual outings or a night out with friends. Its playful message is sure to turn heads and start conversations, all while keeping it cool and comfortable.
Pair it with denim or skirts for a laid-back look that speaks to your spirited side. It's more than a T-shirt—it's a mini manifesto for the fun-loving, tequila-appreciating soul in all of us. Wear it loud and proud!
Size guide
| | LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
Shipping & Delivery Information
Our Shipping Promise
At Slickpurchase, we understand how important your purchases are. That's why we take extra care with every package we send. All orders are shipped in double-boxes with full insurance for additional protection, ensuring your items arrive safely.
Processing & Shipping Timeline
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary based on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
Shipping Destinations
Slickpurchase currently only ships to the United States.
Shipping Costs
We are pleased to offer free standard shipping on all orders within the United States.
Discreet Packaging
We respect your privacy. All Slickpurchase packages are shipped with complete discreet packaging. The product name, description, sender's name, and any information that hints about the contents are encrypted. Your package will arrive without any indication of what's inside, ensuring your purchase remains confidential.
Signature Requirements
Important Note: All orders valued above $250 will require a signature upon delivery for your protection.
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email so you can monitor your shipment's progress every step of the way.
Lost or Delayed Shipments
If your package is lost or significantly delayed, please contact our support team immediately, and we will assist you in resolving the issue.
Additional Security Measures
For your protection, we may contact you for additional order verification of the payment method on certain orders.
Questions or Concerns?
For details on returns and refunds, please refer to our Return Policy page.
For any questions about shipping or delivery, please contact our customer service team at support@slickpurchase.com.
⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
