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Hipster Repellent Beard Butter: The Antidote to the Ordinary
Leave the "trends" to the guys at the coffee shop. If you’re tired of beards that look like they’ve never seen a day of real work, Hipster Repellent Beard Butter is your tactical solution. This isn't a "fragrance of the month" product; it’s a heavy-duty deep conditioner designed for the man who values grit over glam. Engineered to flatten the frizz and eliminate the itch, this butter ensures your beard looks disciplined and professional, even when the rest of the world is going soft.
Scent Profile: Citrus-Cedar-Sandalwood. A scent to deter skinny jeans, snowflakes and those who've never had a callous on their hands! A strong blend of citrus, cedar, and sandalwood.
Forget the flowery, perfumed scents of the city. This butter carries a clean, rugged profile that smells like a job well done. The texture is a rich, high-performance cream that melts instantly into your palms and absorbs into your whiskers with a non-greasy, matte finish. It stays on duty as long as you do.
Ingredients: Beeswax, Mango Butter, Avocado Butter, Shea Butter, Cocoa Butter, Kokum Butter, Moringa Oil, Kukui Nut Oil, Golden Jojoba Oil, Avocado Oil, Grapeseed Oil, Raspberry Seed Oil, Tamanu Oil, Argan Oil, Primrose Oil, Essential Oils and Fragrance Oil
The Tactical Specs:
🇺🇸 Shea & Kokum Butters: Deeply hydrates the skin to stop "beardruff" and irritation caused by sweat and gear.
- Tamanu & Moringa Oils: High-octane nutrients that reinforce the hair shaft and repair damage from the Idaho elements. 🪖 Kukui Nut & Argan Oils: Penetrates thick, coarse hair to provide a soft-touch finish that won't rub off on your uniform.
- The Full Loadout: Beeswax, Mango Butter, Avocado Butter, Coconut Oil, Cocoa Butter, Jojoba, Grapeseed, Raspberry Seed, and Primrose Oil.
📋 The 3-Step Morning Drill:
- Scoop: Use a thumbnail-sized amount—a little goes a long way.
- Melt: Use your body heat to liquefy the butter between your palms.
- Deploy: Massage thoroughly into the skin and hair to lock in 24-hour softness.
Note: For external use only. If irritation, redness, or discomfort occurs, discontinue use immediately and consult a medical professional. Keep out of reach of children and avoid contact with eyes.
Authentic. Rugged. Idaho Made. Add Hipster Repellent to your cart and stand apart from the crowd.
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
