{"product_id":"hello-im-about-to-choose-violence-mug","title":"Hello, I'm About to Choose Violence Mug","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eHello, I'm About to Choose Violence Mug: Funny Office Humor Ceramic Coffee Cup\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHello, I'm About to Choose Violence Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e from The Original Underground is an 11-ounce glossy white ceramic novelty coffee mug featuring an iconic red-and-white convention name tag graphic reading \"about to choose violence\", designed for morning coffee, afternoon tea, home desks, office breakrooms, and sarcastic gifting. Consider this your official pre-coffee warning label! Tapping directly into viral internet meme culture and dark humor, this sarcastic drinkware essential lets coworkers, roommates, and family know exactly where you stand before that crucial first sip of caffeine kicks in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted from premium, durable white ceramic, this sturdy mug features an ergonomic C-handle for a secure, comfortable grip while sipping. The vibrant high-gloss finish and scratch-resistant sublimation print are completely microwave and dishwasher safe, ensuring your chaotic statement stays razor-sharp through every brew. An ideal novelty gift for sarcastic coworkers, stressed students, coffee addicts, and anyone who runs purely on spite and espresso.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #FF0000;\"\u003eNovelty Sarcastic Coffee Mug Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 11 fl oz (Standard everyday coffee cup)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% Glossy white ceramic with premium protective glaze\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGraphic Print:\u003c\/strong\u003e Full-color, scratch-resistant wrap (lead \u0026amp; cadmium free)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHandle Style:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ergonomic easy-grip C-handle\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Microwave safe and top-rack dishwasher safe\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67052578504819,"sku":"HELLOIMABOUTTOCHOOSEVIOLENCEMUG040926","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/slickpurchase.com\/products\/hello-im-about-to-choose-violence-mug","provider":"Slickpurchase","version":"1.0","type":"link"}