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Hello, I'm About to Choose Violence Mug: Funny Office Humor Ceramic Coffee Cup
The Hello, I'm About to Choose Violence Mug from The Original Underground is an 11-ounce glossy white ceramic novelty coffee mug featuring an iconic red-and-white convention name tag graphic reading "about to choose violence", designed for morning coffee, afternoon tea, home desks, office breakrooms, and sarcastic gifting. Consider this your official pre-coffee warning label! Tapping directly into viral internet meme culture and dark humor, this sarcastic drinkware essential lets coworkers, roommates, and family know exactly where you stand before that crucial first sip of caffeine kicks in.
Crafted from premium, durable white ceramic, this sturdy mug features an ergonomic C-handle for a secure, comfortable grip while sipping. The vibrant high-gloss finish and scratch-resistant sublimation print are completely microwave and dishwasher safe, ensuring your chaotic statement stays razor-sharp through every brew. An ideal novelty gift for sarcastic coworkers, stressed students, coffee addicts, and anyone who runs purely on spite and espresso.
Novelty Sarcastic Coffee Mug Specifications
- Capacity: 11 fl oz (Standard everyday coffee cup)
- Material: 100% Glossy white ceramic with premium protective glaze
- Graphic Print: Full-color, scratch-resistant wrap (lead & cadmium free)
- Handle Style: Ergonomic easy-grip C-handle
- Care: Microwave safe and top-rack dishwasher safe
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- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
