{"product_id":"hello-i-am-about-to-choose-violence-patch","title":"Hello, I am About to Choose Violence Patch","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eHello, I am About to Choose Violence Patch: Sarcastic Name Tag Iron-On Applique\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eHello, I am About to Choose Violence Patch\u003c\/strong\u003e is an approximately 4\" by 2.5\" embroidered iron-on applique designed to customize jackets, vests, and gear with blunt meme humor and confrontational wit. Parodying corporate icebreaker stickers, this darkly hilarious novelty badge replaces polite pleasantries with an unmistakable warning. Featuring vibrant red-and-white embroidery beneath crisp lettering and casual handwritten script, this cheeky design delivers the ultimate reality check to frustrating workplace interactions and daily annoyances. Perfect for cynical introverts on their last nerve, metalheads building battle vests, or fans of chaotic internet culture, this outspoken collectible ensures you make an unforgettable introduction wherever you go.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eCrafted with high-density threading and a reinforced merrowed border, this durable patch resists fraying through years of heavy wear. A heat-activated adhesive backing bonds securely with a standard household iron, though sewing along the outer edge is recommended for permanent placement on rugged denim or leather.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eSarcastic Name Tag Applique Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 4\" x 2.5\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-density thread, polyester twill\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Red name tag badge, \"about to choose violence\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBacking:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heat-activated iron-on adhesive\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Denim jackets, vests, backpacks, gear bags, hats\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, line dry; stitch edges for permanent hold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67052702695539,"sku":"CHOOSEVIOLENCEPATCH030125","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/slickpurchase.com\/products\/hello-i-am-about-to-choose-violence-patch","provider":"Slickpurchase","version":"1.0","type":"link"}