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Hello, I am About to Choose Violence Patch: Sarcastic Name Tag Iron-On Applique
The Hello, I am About to Choose Violence Patch is an approximately 4" by 2.5" embroidered iron-on applique designed to customize jackets, vests, and gear with blunt meme humor and confrontational wit. Parodying corporate icebreaker stickers, this darkly hilarious novelty badge replaces polite pleasantries with an unmistakable warning. Featuring vibrant red-and-white embroidery beneath crisp lettering and casual handwritten script, this cheeky design delivers the ultimate reality check to frustrating workplace interactions and daily annoyances. Perfect for cynical introverts on their last nerve, metalheads building battle vests, or fans of chaotic internet culture, this outspoken collectible ensures you make an unforgettable introduction wherever you go.
Crafted with high-density threading and a reinforced merrowed border, this durable patch resists fraying through years of heavy wear. A heat-activated adhesive backing bonds securely with a standard household iron, though sewing along the outer edge is recommended for permanent placement on rugged denim or leather.
Sarcastic Name Tag Applique Specifications
- Dimensions: 4" x 2.5"
- Material: High-density thread, polyester twill
- Design: Red name tag badge, "about to choose violence"
- Backing: Heat-activated iron-on adhesive
- Application: Denim jackets, vests, backpacks, gear bags, hats
- Care: Machine wash cold, line dry; stitch edges for permanent hold
Shipping & Delivery Information
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Processing & Shipping Timeline
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
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Shipping Destinations
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Shipping Costs
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
