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Having Me As a Child Greeting Card: Funny Sarcastic Parents Card
The Having Me As a Child Greeting Card is a hilarious novelty greeting card designed for cheeky adult kids, parents, and anyone whose existence is gift enough. Satirizing vintage mid-century advertisement portraits, this sarcastic design features a smug young boy dressed in a suit and tie giving a confident thumbs-up beneath the bold headline: "HAVING ME AS A CHILD IS THE ONLY GIFT YOU NEED." Whether you are roasting mom on Mother's Day, teasing dad for Father's Day, celebrating a milestone birthday, or skipping holiday shopping because you are clearly the favorite child, this playful card delivers undeniable laughs across the mantel.
Professionally printed on premium heavyweight luster greeting card stock, this durable 5" x 7" folded card showcases rich color saturation with a crisp semi-gloss finish. Featuring an uncoated blank interior designed for personalized handwritten messages, each folded card includes a matching envelope ready for effortless gifting or mailing.
Funny Sarcastic Parents Greeting Card Specifications
- Style: Folded novelty greeting card
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Paper Stock: Heavyweight premium luster greeting card stock
- Finish: Semi-gloss exterior coating with uncoated writable interior
- Design: Retro boy in suit giving thumbs-up with "HAVING ME AS A CHILD IS THE ONLY GIFT YOU NEED" headline
- Interior: Blank inside for personalized handwritten notes
- Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope included
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
