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Go Away. Go On. Git. Garden Flag: Sarcastic Cowboy Possum Lawn Decor
Get along, little doggy—and keep right on walking. Bringing blunt Garden State boundary control to suburban curb appeal, the Go Away. Go On. Git. Garden Flag tells uninvited visitors to hit the trail. Showcasing a stern cowboy opossum in a wide-brimmed hat, neckerchief, and lasso, this subversive banner brings unapologetic antisocial comedy straight to your flowerbeds.
Engineered for all-season durability, this 12" x 18" yard flag is made from heavy-duty polyester material with sharp double-sided printing that reads cleanly from any angle. Hang it using your own hardware or choose the complete set featuring an easy-to-store three-piece coated metal stand engineered to resist rust, complete with an H-stake base, wind clip, and rubber stoppers.
Ideal for porch entryways, garden walkways, or front lawns, this quirky lawn accent makes a killer novelty gift for introverts who value their peace and quiet.
Go Away Cowboy Possum Garden Flag Specifications
- Flag Dimensions: 12" W x 18" H
- Stand Dimensions: Approximately 36" H x 17.13" W (when assembled)
- Product Type: Novelty outdoor lawn and garden flag
- Material: Heavy-duty weather-resistant polyester fabric
- Print: High-definition double-sided graphic print
- Hardware Options: Flag only or complete set with 3-piece rust-resistant coated metal stand, clip, and stoppers
- Design Details: Western cowboy opossum with lasso and bold "Go Away. Go On. Git." typography
- Theme: Sarcastic lawn decor / cowboy possum / antisocial humor / funny novelty yard gift
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
