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Get Hooked On Satan Air Freshener: Retro Baphomet Vanilla Car Charm
The Get Hooked On Satan Air Freshener from The Original Underground is an approximately 3" x 4" die-cut hanging vanilla-scented paper cardstock air freshener featuring a retro illustration of a young boy fishing off a pier alongside the horned goat deity Baphomet with bold typography reading "GET HOOKED ON SATAN!", designed for car rearview mirrors, wardrobe closets, gym lockers, bedrooms, and home workspaces. Sometimes fishing can be hell! Get hooked on the holy Baphomet to show you how it's done. Parodying vintage storybooks with subversive occult humor, this tongue-in-cheek accessory adds cheeky charm to your daily commute.
This double-sided hanging air freshener comes packaged in a heat-sealed poly bag to lock in refreshing vanilla fragrance until ready for use. Crafted from absorbent high-density cardstock and fitted with an elastic hanging cord, it easily loops over any rearview mirror without obstructing driver visibility. It makes an exceptional gift for alternative souls.
Retro Occult Baphomet Air Freshener Specifications
- Dimensions: Approximately 3" x 4" (Rectangular die-cut)
- Scent: Classic Sweet Vanilla
- Material: Heavyweight, absorbent high-density scented cotton cardstock
- Design: Double-sided full-color vintage storybook parody illustration
- Attachment: Pre-strung elastic hanging cord for quick rearview mirror installation
- Packaging: Heat-sealed poly barrier bag locking in fresh fragrance until opened
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
