Prescription strength. Take one mug by mouth every morning, or as needed when the group chat starts before the alarm does.
This gag gift prescribes the office's most requested medication. Fukitol, name on the label, refills unlimited.
Add the name right on the product page and we print the prescription on the mug. Pharmacy, ceramic division.
Who this is for:
- The coworker or friend whose tolerance expired years ago
- The white elephant gift that wins the entire exchange
- Anyone needing a funny prescription gift with a custom label
- The patient. Diagnosed with Done. Treated daily.
Made for dosing schedules. One cup at sunrise, one at the 2 p.m. wall. Side effects include eye rolls and unexpected serenity.
What you get:
- 15oz white glossy ceramic mug
- Microwave and dishwasher safe
- Printed in the USA
- Makes a gift she will actually keep
Prescription: filled. Dosage: generous. Relief: immediate.
Shipping & Delivery Information
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
