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First of All I'm a Delight Patch: Sarcastic Opossum Morale Patch
The First of All I'm a Delight Patch is an approximately 3" x 3.5" embroidered novelty applique featuring nature's most misunderstood marsupial hissed up and ready to defend its vibe. Framed by vintage scroll banners proclaiming "First Of All, I'm A Delight," this snarling opossum serves as an immediate visual disclaimer for anyone who looks menacing before caffeine or projects a perpetually unapproachable resting face. Just because you occasionally hiss under sudden pressure, thrive in dark corners, and play dead when confronted with unsolicited social obligations doesn't mean you aren't a total joy to be around.
Stitched with high-density threads over a durable twill base, this patch features a heavy merrowed border engineered to resist snagging and fraying through rough daily use. The heat-activated adhesive backing bonds firmly to denim jackets, battle vests, canvas backpacks, and hoodies using a standard household iron, or it can be edge-stitched for permanent hold. Slap this feral badge onto your favorite gear to remind the room that your prickly charm is simply an acquired taste.
First of All I'm a Delight Patch Specifications:
- Dimensions: Approximately 3" W x 3.5" H
- Product: Embroidered novelty morale patch
- Material: Heavyweight twill, high-density embroidery thread
- Backing: Heat-seal iron-on adhesive
- Edge: Merrowed border
- Application: Iron-on or sew-on
- Theme: Feral humor / opossum satire / dark comedy
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
