{"product_id":"eye-test-chart-flexible-magnet","title":"Eye Test Chart Flexible Magnet","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eEye Test Chart Flexible Magnet: Sarcastic Optometry Parody Decal\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eEye Test Chart Flexible Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e delivers the exact brand of bedside manner we all wish we could get from our optometrist. Styled like a classic clinical Snellen eye examination chart, this hilarious novelty design mimics graded black typography that starts out completely innocent before spelling out an unmistakable message: \"HEY YOU GO F--K YOURSELF.\" Combining vintage medical chart aesthetics with pure unfiltered attitude, it serves as the ultimate deadpan conversation starter for anyone who prefers their daily greetings served with a healthy dose of offensive wit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eMeasuring approximately 3 by 4 inches, this durable novelty magnet is crafted from heavy-gauge flexible magnetic sheeting engineered to endure years of outdoor exposure. The heavy-duty magnetic backing grips securely to flat metal surfaces, holding fast against highway wind, rain, and direct sunlight without slipping, peeling, or scratching paint finishes. Whether slapped on your car tailgate to handle chronic tailgaters, mounted to the office filing cabinet, or holding down takeout menus on your refrigerator door, this satirical magnet delivers 20\/20 comedic vision wherever you stick it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eFunny Novelty Magnets \u0026amp; Parody Decal Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approximately 3\" x 4\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Type:\u003c\/strong\u003e Flexible novelty magnet\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e Weather-resistant construction rated for years of outdoor use\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Suitable for cars, trucks, refrigerators, toolboxes, and metal lockers\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGraphic Artwork:\u003c\/strong\u003e Vintage Snellen eye chart parody with graded typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTheme:\u003c\/strong\u003e Sarcastic humor, optometry satire, offensive comedy decal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67052773638259,"sku":"EYETESTCARMAG031122","price":4.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/slickpurchase.com\/products\/eye-test-chart-flexible-magnet","provider":"Slickpurchase","version":"1.0","type":"link"}