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Eye Test Chart Flexible Magnet: Sarcastic Optometry Parody Decal
The Eye Test Chart Flexible Magnet delivers the exact brand of bedside manner we all wish we could get from our optometrist. Styled like a classic clinical Snellen eye examination chart, this hilarious novelty design mimics graded black typography that starts out completely innocent before spelling out an unmistakable message: "HEY YOU GO F--K YOURSELF." Combining vintage medical chart aesthetics with pure unfiltered attitude, it serves as the ultimate deadpan conversation starter for anyone who prefers their daily greetings served with a healthy dose of offensive wit.
Measuring approximately 3 by 4 inches, this durable novelty magnet is crafted from heavy-gauge flexible magnetic sheeting engineered to endure years of outdoor exposure. The heavy-duty magnetic backing grips securely to flat metal surfaces, holding fast against highway wind, rain, and direct sunlight without slipping, peeling, or scratching paint finishes. Whether slapped on your car tailgate to handle chronic tailgaters, mounted to the office filing cabinet, or holding down takeout menus on your refrigerator door, this satirical magnet delivers 20/20 comedic vision wherever you stick it.
Funny Novelty Magnets & Parody Decal Specifications
- Dimensions: Approximately 3" x 4"
- Product Type: Flexible novelty magnet
- Durability: Weather-resistant construction rated for years of outdoor use
- Application: Suitable for cars, trucks, refrigerators, toolboxes, and metal lockers
- Graphic Artwork: Vintage Snellen eye chart parody with graded typography
- Theme: Sarcastic humor, optometry satire, offensive comedy decal
Shipping & Delivery Information
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Processing & Shipping Timeline
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary based on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
Shipping Destinations
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Shipping Costs
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
