The "Trojan Horse" Bundle (2-Pack)
1x Project Alchemy Edition (Cedar) + 1x Daily Driver (Your Choice).
STOP HIM FROM SCRUBBING WITH "LIQUID PLASTIC." You saw the video. You know what’s in that neon-colored "3-in-1" bottle sitting in his shower right now. It’s not soap. It’s "Fossil Fuel Candles" and "Fake Sand" masquerading as hygiene.
He won't buy better soap for himself. So you’re going to do it for him.
THE STRATEGY: We designed this 2-pack as a "Trojan Horse."
- The Bait (For Him): The "Project Alchemy" bar. Wrapped in gritty, industrial paper. It looks like contraband. It smells like wood and rebellion. He will want to use it.
- The Switch (The Routine): Once he feels the difference of real coffee grit vs. lab-made sludge, he won't go back. That’s where the second bar comes in.
WHAT’S INSIDE:
1. The "Project Alchemy" Bar (Fixed Scent)
- Scent: Cedar & Bay Leaf
- The Vibe: Deep, woody, and grounding
- The Look: "Classified" Brown Paper packaging.
- The Function: Heavy-duty exfoliation to strip away dead skin and "synthetic wax" buildup
2. The "Daily Driver" Bar (You Choose)
- The Look: Our signature clean white box.
- The Choice: Pick the scent that you want him to smell like (or steal this one for yourself).
Citrus & Bubbles: Sharp, energetic, bright
Lavender: Calm, clean, herbal
Cedar & Bay Leaf: Double down on the woodsy grit
THE SPECS:
- Zero Plastic
- No "Fake Sand" (Hydrated Silica)
- No "Liquid Plastic" (Acrylates Copolymer)
- Just Modern Alchemy
Shipping & Delivery Information
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Processing & Shipping Timeline
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 1-3 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 3-5 business days
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary based on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
Shipping Destinations
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Shipping Costs
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
