Don't Be a C--tasaurus Mug: Unfiltered Prehistoric Sarcasm Drinkware
Put bad attitudes strictly in the fossil record. The Don't Be a C--tasaurus Mug combines a beautifully detailed, retro natural history illustration of a long-necked green dinosaur with a blunt, deadpan reminder to keep everyday miserable behavior to an absolute minimum. Whether guarding your desk against micromanaging supervisors, setting the tone for early morning meetings, or serving a reality check to your favorite cynic, this mug makes your personal boundaries crystal clear before the first sip.
Constructed from sturdy white ceramic with a sleek glossy glaze, this 11-ounce mug is built to power your daily grind. Each piece is hand dye-sublimated to lock in rich greens and crisp black lettering that will not crack, peel, or fade through countless cycles in the dishwasher or microwave. Sized for morning roast brews, soothing teas, or covert evening cocktails, it delivers daily doses of dark humor right to your desk.
Don't Be a C--tasaurus Mug Specifications:
- Capacity: 11 oz
- Material: High-grade ceramic
- Finish: Glossy white glaze
- Print: Hand dye-sublimated, fade-resistant graphic
- Care: Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Handle: Ergonomic C-handle
Shipping & Delivery Information
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Processing & Shipping Timeline
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary based on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
Shipping Destinations
Slickpurchase currently only ships to the United States.
Shipping Costs
We are pleased to offer free standard shipping on all orders within the United States.
Discreet Packaging
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
