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Unleash chaotic elegance with our Dapper Beholder T-Shirt... a perfect blend of menace and high society. This vintage-style design features everyone's favorite floating aberration dressed to impress, complete with a gold-trimmed top hat and monocle, colorful eyeballs, and a grin that says “I disintegrate with class.” Printed on a soft black tee that really makes the art pop, it's ideal for tabletop gamers, dungeon masters, and anyone who appreciates refined monstrosity. Whether you're rolling for initiative or sipping tea with your familiar, this shirt is bound to turn heads, at every angle. A one-eyed beholder grins under a black top hat, ten eyestalks curling out around it, engraved in cream and gold.
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- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
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Shipping Costs
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