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Crows Before Bros T-Shirt: Funny Corvid Graphic Tee
The Crows Before Bros T-Shirt is a humorous corvid graphic tee tailored for bird watchers, dark academia aesthetics, and lovers of sarcastic animal puns. As the old adage goes, crows come before bros—because birds of a feather flock together. Styled like a vintage linocut woodblock print, this badge artwork features an intelligent black crow perched among rustic botanicals framed by the cheeky rallying cry: "SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MURDER." It brings together gothic cottagecore energy and sharp humor for anyone who prefers feathered companions over everyday social drama.
Engineered for daily wear and relaxed comfort, this unisex graphic tee is crafted from 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton that delivers an ultra-soft hand feel right out of the box. The standard band tee cut features straight sides for an easy, flattering drape through the shoulders, chest, and torso without clinging. Built to hold up through regular wash cycles, it is finished with a durable ribbed crew collar and reinforced double-needle stitching for lasting shape and structure.
Funny Bird Graphic Tee & Corvid Apparel Specifications
- Material: 100% pre-shrunk ring-spun cotton for an ultra-soft, breathable feel
- Fit: Standard unisex band tee fit with straight sides and comfortable drape
- Design: Linocut-style crow illustration with "Support Your Local Murder" banner
- Construction: Ribbed crew neckline with durable double-needle stitching
- Care: Machine wash cold inside out; tumble dry low
- Occasion: Bird watching, dark academia outfits, sarcastic gifts, everyday streetwear
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
