{"product_id":"crows-before-bros-garden-flag","title":"Crows Before Bros Garden Flag","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eCrows Before Bros Garden Flag: Funny Corvid Lawn Banner\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCrows Before Bros Garden Flag\u003c\/strong\u003e is an approximately 12\" by 18\" double-sided outdoor lawn banner designed to stake your territory with dark wit, birdwatching passion, and gothic garden charm. Framed by rustic geometric folk borders on a natural woven linen backdrop, this striking design features an alert black corvid perched proudly on a budding branch above the rallying call \"SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MURDER.\" Perfect for corvid enthusiasts, backyard birders, nature lovers, or cynical introverts with an affinity for gothic humor, this clever outdoor accent guarantees unforgettable curb appeal and roadside amusement.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eConstructed from premium, heavy-duty weather-resistant polyester, this durable yard banner easily withstands harsh sun, wind, and rain without fraying or fading. Featuring high-contrast dye-sublimation graphics on both sides, it offers clear visibility from every approach. Display it using an existing hanger or choose the complete set featuring a rust-resistant coated metal three-piece stake with anti-wind stoppers and clip.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eFunny Crow Garden Flag Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 12\" x 18\" (Optional Stand: 36\" H x 17.1\" W)\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Heavy-duty weather-resistant polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e Double-sided high-definition graphic print\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Perched black crow, folk border, \"SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MURDER\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHardware (Optional Set):\u003c\/strong\u003e Coated metal 3-piece stand, 1 anti-wind clip, 2 stoppers\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDurability:\u003c\/strong\u003e UV, fade, weather, and rust resistant\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lawns, flowerbeds, walkway borders, patio planters\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean or hand wash cold, lay flat to dry\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Garden Flag Only","offer_id":67052675760243,"sku":"CROWSBEFOREBROSGARDENFLAG","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Garden Flag with Pole","offer_id":67052675793011,"sku":"CROWSBEFOREBROSGARDENFLAG","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/slickpurchase.com\/products\/crows-before-bros-garden-flag","provider":"Slickpurchase","version":"1.0","type":"link"}