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Crows Before Bros Garden Flag: Funny Corvid Lawn Banner
The Crows Before Bros Garden Flag is an approximately 12" by 18" double-sided outdoor lawn banner designed to stake your territory with dark wit, birdwatching passion, and gothic garden charm. Framed by rustic geometric folk borders on a natural woven linen backdrop, this striking design features an alert black corvid perched proudly on a budding branch above the rallying call "SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MURDER." Perfect for corvid enthusiasts, backyard birders, nature lovers, or cynical introverts with an affinity for gothic humor, this clever outdoor accent guarantees unforgettable curb appeal and roadside amusement.
Constructed from premium, heavy-duty weather-resistant polyester, this durable yard banner easily withstands harsh sun, wind, and rain without fraying or fading. Featuring high-contrast dye-sublimation graphics on both sides, it offers clear visibility from every approach. Display it using an existing hanger or choose the complete set featuring a rust-resistant coated metal three-piece stake with anti-wind stoppers and clip.
Funny Crow Garden Flag Specifications
- Dimensions: 12" x 18" (Optional Stand: 36" H x 17.1" W)
- Material: Heavy-duty weather-resistant polyester
- Print: Double-sided high-definition graphic print
- Design: Perched black crow, folk border, "SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MURDER"
- Hardware (Optional Set): Coated metal 3-piece stand, 1 anti-wind clip, 2 stoppers
- Durability: UV, fade, weather, and rust resistant
- Application: Lawns, flowerbeds, walkway borders, patio planters
- Care: Spot clean or hand wash cold, lay flat to dry
Shipping & Delivery Information
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Processing & Shipping Timeline
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
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Shipping Destinations
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Shipping Costs
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
