{"product_id":"crows-before-bros-fridge-magnet","title":"Crows Before Bros Fridge Magnet","description":"\u003ch2 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eCrows Before Bros Fridge Magnet: Gothic Corvid Novelty Decor\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eCrows Before Bros Fridge Magnet\u003c\/strong\u003e is an approximately 2\" by 2\" square indoor novelty refrigerator magnet designed to securely hold kitchen notes while celebrating gothic humor and dark corvid loyalty. Reminding everyone that birds of a feather flock together, this darkly whimsical accessory proves feathered companions easily outshine unreliable romances. Featuring vintage woodcut-style art, a detailed crow perched on a branch, and ornamental borders, the clever design commands observers to support their local murder. Perfect for corvid enthusiasts, gothic decor lovers, bird watchers, or anyone choosing clever winged friends over daily social drama, this witty collectible brings an entertaining edge to your home kitchen.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eEngineered strictly for indoor display, this compact square magnet features a vivid, high-gloss printed face bonded to a durable, heavy-duty flat magnetic backing. It mounts securely to refrigerators, metal desks, utility toolboxes, and magnetic dry-erase whiteboards, keeping important recipes and daily reminders firmly in place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #F82B2B;\"\u003eGothic Corvid Fridge Magnet Specifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/strong\u003e 2\" x 2\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-gloss printed face, flat magnetic backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e Woodcut crow illustration with \"CROWS BEFORE BROS\" and \"SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MURDER\" typography\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMounting:\u003c\/strong\u003e Refrigerators, lockers, filing cabinets, and toolboxes\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eApplication:\u003c\/strong\u003e Indoor use only\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wipe clean with a dry cloth\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"The Original Underground","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67052645810291,"sku":"CROWSBEFOREBROSFRIDGEMAGNET081025","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/slickpurchase.com\/products\/crows-before-bros-fridge-magnet","provider":"Slickpurchase","version":"1.0","type":"link"}