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Crows Before Bros Fridge Magnet: Gothic Corvid Novelty Decor
The Crows Before Bros Fridge Magnet is an approximately 2" by 2" square indoor novelty refrigerator magnet designed to securely hold kitchen notes while celebrating gothic humor and dark corvid loyalty. Reminding everyone that birds of a feather flock together, this darkly whimsical accessory proves feathered companions easily outshine unreliable romances. Featuring vintage woodcut-style art, a detailed crow perched on a branch, and ornamental borders, the clever design commands observers to support their local murder. Perfect for corvid enthusiasts, gothic decor lovers, bird watchers, or anyone choosing clever winged friends over daily social drama, this witty collectible brings an entertaining edge to your home kitchen.
Engineered strictly for indoor display, this compact square magnet features a vivid, high-gloss printed face bonded to a durable, heavy-duty flat magnetic backing. It mounts securely to refrigerators, metal desks, utility toolboxes, and magnetic dry-erase whiteboards, keeping important recipes and daily reminders firmly in place.
Gothic Corvid Fridge Magnet Specifications
- Dimensions: 2" x 2"
- Material: High-gloss printed face, flat magnetic backing
- Design: Woodcut crow illustration with "CROWS BEFORE BROS" and "SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL MURDER" typography
- Mounting: Refrigerators, lockers, filing cabinets, and toolboxes
- Application: Indoor use only
- Care: Wipe clean with a dry cloth
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- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
