Product Description
Set the ground rules before the door even opens. The Come the F--k In or F--k the F--k Off Door Mat is designed for the home that values total honesty and zero b--lshit. Featuring elegant scrolling filigree paired with a message that's anything but subtle, this snarky welcome mat ensures that only the right people (and the right energy) make it past your threshold. It’s the perfect way to welcome your favorite people while keeping the "f--k offs" at bay.
Key Features & Benefits:
Blunt & Beautiful: A unique design that combines a classic look with an unfiltered modern attitude.
Rugged Durability: Made from 100% natural coir fibers, this mat acts as a natural scraper to keep your house clean and your porch lookin' sharp.
Won't Budge: Equipped with a non-slip rubber backing, this mat stays exactly where you put it, even when you're slamming the door.
Specifications:
Product Type: Coir Welcome Mat
Material: Natural Coconut Fiber
Dimensions: 29" x 17"
Application: Front porch, back door, or any entryway in need of some serious boundaries.
Shipping & Delivery Information
Our Shipping Promise
At Slickpurchase, we understand how important your purchases are. That's why we take extra care with every package we send. All orders are shipped in double-boxes with full insurance for additional protection, ensuring your items arrive safely.
Processing & Shipping Timeline
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary based on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
Shipping Destinations
Slickpurchase currently only ships to the United States.
Shipping Costs
We are pleased to offer free standard shipping on all orders within the United States.
Discreet Packaging
We respect your privacy. All Slickpurchase packages are shipped with complete discreet packaging. The product name, description, sender's name, and any information that hints about the contents are encrypted. Your package will arrive without any indication of what's inside, ensuring your purchase remains confidential.
Signature Requirements
Important Note: All orders valued above $250 will require a signature upon delivery for your protection.
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email so you can monitor your shipment's progress every step of the way.
Lost or Delayed Shipments
If your package is lost or significantly delayed, please contact our support team immediately, and we will assist you in resolving the issue.
Additional Security Measures
For your protection, we may contact you for additional order verification of the payment method on certain orders.
Questions or Concerns?
For details on returns and refunds, please refer to our Return Policy page.
For any questions about shipping or delivery, please contact our customer service team at support@slickpurchase.com.
⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
