📺 Interrupting Your Regularly Scheduled Drama.
Some things just aren't worth the notification. Our "Breaking News: I Don't Care" Crewneck is a high-contrast badge of honor for anyone who has mastered the art of the scroll-past. Whether you're dodging office gossip or just avoiding the latest internet frenzy, this sweatshirt does the talking so you don't have to.
The design features the phrase in heavyweight, bold block lettering to mimic a news ticker alert, ensuring the message is loud and clear. Crafted on the dependable Gildan 18000, this sweatshirt provides a relaxed, classic fit that’s perfect for those days when you're tuned out and turned in. It’s thick, durable, and ready to become your go-to layer for maintaining a drama-free zone.
✅ Why You’ll Love It: It’s the "it-person" way to protect your peace—classic comfort for a message that hits the pin every time!
🧵 Key Features:
- Classic Comfort: The Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt | Gildan 18000 delivers classic comfort with a relaxed fit, making it a cozy staple for everyday wear.
- Information: 8 oz./yd² (US) 13.3 oz./L yd (CA), 50/50 cotton/polyester, 20 singles.
- Fabric Quality: The Heavy Blend collection is now made with finer yarns and new MVS Air spinning technology, that improves the fabric by reducing pilling, enhancing durability and creating a smoother printing surface.
- Fit & Recovery: Classic fit with 1x1 rib with spandex for enhanced stretch and recovery.
- Labeling: Tear away label for added comfort.
- Manufacturing: Manufactured in United States.
- Printing Technology: Available with DTG and DTF printing depending on fulfillment location.
- Note: Manual measurement may exist a 1-2 inches difference. Print size and color may vary slightly due to monitor and light effects.
Shipping & Delivery Information
Our Shipping Promise
At Slickpurchase, we understand how important your purchases are. That's why we take extra care with every package we send. All orders are shipped in double-boxes with full insurance for additional protection, ensuring your items arrive safely.
Processing & Shipping Timeline
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary based on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
Shipping Destinations
Slickpurchase currently only ships to the United States.
Shipping Costs
We are pleased to offer free standard shipping on all orders within the United States.
Discreet Packaging
We respect your privacy. All Slickpurchase packages are shipped with complete discreet packaging. The product name, description, sender's name, and any information that hints about the contents are encrypted. Your package will arrive without any indication of what's inside, ensuring your purchase remains confidential.
Signature Requirements
Important Note: All orders valued above $250 will require a signature upon delivery for your protection.
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email so you can monitor your shipment's progress every step of the way.
Lost or Delayed Shipments
If your package is lost or significantly delayed, please contact our support team immediately, and we will assist you in resolving the issue.
Additional Security Measures
For your protection, we may contact you for additional order verification of the payment method on certain orders.
Questions or Concerns?
For details on returns and refunds, please refer to our Return Policy page.
For any questions about shipping or delivery, please contact our customer service team at support@slickpurchase.com.





















