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Seamlessly blending a nostalgic, vintage-inspired aesthetic with a heavy dose of deadpan humor, this tee is an absolute must-have for late risers, college students, and anyone who handles adulting with a healthy side of sarcasm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eFeaturing a classic, retro mid-century inspired typography layout and a witty visual nod to the \"most important meal of the day,\" this shirt brings effortless pop-culture appeal to your everyday wardrobe. 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