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Book Sl--t Candy Heart Patch: Sarcastic Book Lover Embroidered Iron-On Patch
The Book Sl--t Candy Heart Patch is a 3" x 3" collectible embroidered iron-on fabric applique featuring a dimensional pastel pink conversation heart with bold red lettering and a heat-seal adhesive backing, engineered as a cheeky bookworm and romance reader accessory for jackets, vests, and tote bags. Flaunting an insatiable appetite for spicy romance paperbacks and towering to-be-read book stacks, this cheeky Valentine candy parody proudly proclaims your unrepentant literary addiction. Shaded in beautifully layered dusty-rose and magenta threads with a realistic candy-bevel edge, the stamped cherry-red typography transforms chaotic late-night reading binges into an unapologetic badge of bookish pride.
Constructed with high-density polyester embroidery thread over a rugged twill base, this patch resists fraying, fading, and daily wear. The heat-seal backing allows for quick iron-on application to denim or canvas, while the reinforced merrowed border supports clean sewing onto leather jackets, gear bags, and battle vests for permanent hold.
Cheeky Bookish Valentine Embroidered Patch Specifications
- Dimensions: 3" x 3"
- Material: High-density embroidered polyester twill
- Attachment: Heat-seal iron-on backing (sew-on compatible)
- Border: Merrowed edge
- Design: Dimensional candy conversation heart with "BOOK SLUT" typography
- Application: Jackets, battle vests, backpacks, tote bags, hoodies
- Care: Machine wash cold; air dry recommended
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
