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Beavis "Are You Threatening Me" Can Cooler: Cornholio Gadsden Parody Beverage Sleeve
I need TP for my bunghole! Unleash the unhinged wrath of the Great Cornholio with the Beavis "Are You Threatening Me" Can Cooler. Flipping the iconic "Don't Tread on Me" Gadsden flag into a gloriously chaotic parody, this bright yellow drink sleeve features Beavis with his shirt pulled over his head, locked and loaded atop the coiled rattlesnake while demanding to know if you pose a threat. Packed with 90s MTV slacker nostalgia and pure irreverent attitude, it serves as the ultimate conversation starter for backyard cookouts, tailgates, beach days, and wild parties.
Engineered to snugly hug standard 12-ounce cans and longneck bottles, this collapsible drink insulator is constructed with a thermal synthetic rubber neoprene interior paired with a smooth knit outer lining. The heavy-duty neoprene core locks in icy temperatures to keep your beverage frosty from first crack to final drop, while completely blocking outer sweat to protect your grip. When the mayhem winds down, the flexible sleeve folds totally flat to stash away inside your back pocket, backpack, or cooler bag until the next round calls.
Cornholio Parody Novelty Beverage Insulator Specifications
- Compatibility: Fits standard 12 oz cans and longneck glass bottles
- Construction: Insulating synthetic rubber neoprene interior with a durable knit outer lining
- Form Factor: Fully collapsible and foldable for flat storage in pockets or bags
- Design: High-definition double-sided Cornholio Gadsden flag "ARE YOU THREATENING ME" graphic on vibrant yellow
- Performance: Superior thermal chill retention with condensation-free exterior grip
- Application: Backyard barbecues, tailgates, parties, camping, concerts, and 90s cartoon novelty gifting
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
