Beavis and Butt-Head Birthday Card: Funny 90s Cartoon Greeting Card
Finding a funny birthday card for your best friend, brother, or favorite degenerate coworker shouldn't involve boring greeting card aisle fluff. The "Happy Birthday Buttmunch" Beavis and Butt-Head Greeting Card revives 90s MTV counterculture with pure cartoon disrespect. Featuring Highland’s finest slackers chuckling on the suburban sidewalk in their classic band tees, this nostalgic birthday card is the premier gag gift for anyone whose maturity peaked around 1994.
Printed on rigid, heavyweight luster cardstock, this alternative greeting card boasts vibrant color saturation that makes Couch City look right at home on the mantel. The interior is completely blank, giving you unrestricted space to demand more TP, roast their advancing age, or write your best guttural laugh transcript. Each card includes a matching white mailing envelope, ready to deliver rude retro humor straight to their door without scoring any actual points.
Beavis and Butt-Head Birthday Card Specifications:
- Dimensions: 5" x 7" (folded)
- Material: Heavyweight luster cardstock
- Interior: Blank
- Inclusions: Matching white mailing envelope
- Print: Full-color exterior
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⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
