{"product_id":"bad-santa-natural-christmas-soap-5-56oz-bar-orange-clove-cinnamon","title":"Bad Santa Natural Christmas Soap | 5.56oz Bar - Orange, Clove \u0026 Cinnamon","description":"\u003ch2\u003eHe's Been Naughty. This Soap Doesn't Care.\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBad Santa\u003c\/b\u003e is Flagship's naughty-and-nice Christmas soap bar — a bold, warm blend of orange, clove, and cinnamon built for the guy who wants his holiday soap to smell like a spiced cocktail, not a candle aisle. Loaded with activated charcoal for a deep clean and a satisfying, gritty lather, this 5.56oz bar is a stocking stuffer that actually gets used past December 26th.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚡ \u003ci\u003eFast \u0026amp; Free Shipping Included on All Orders\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Scent Profile\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eTop Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Orange, Lemon \u0026amp; Cherry — a bright, citrus-forward opening.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eMiddle Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Clove, Cinnamon \u0026amp; Spice — the warm, unmistakably Christmas core.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBase Notes:\u003c\/b\u003e Vanilla \u0026amp; Musk — a smooth, lasting dry-down that keeps this from smelling like a spice rack.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhy Bad Santa?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eActivated Charcoal Clean:\u003c\/b\u003e Naturally draws out dirt and oil while gently exfoliating — no synthetic beads, no microplastics.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eCold-Processed, Small-Batch:\u003c\/b\u003e Handmade by veterans in Idaho using traditional cold-process methods, not mass-produced.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eBuilt for Real Skin:\u003c\/b\u003e Formulated to work with both dry and oily skin types without stripping it.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eA Gift He'll Actually Use:\u003c\/b\u003e Not a novelty bar that sits in a drawer — this is a real daily soap with a scent strong enough to notice and clean enough to matter.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 5.56 oz (or more)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eDimensions:\u003c\/b\u003e 2.875 x 2.375 x 1.4 inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eScent Strength:\u003c\/b\u003e Strong\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eSkin Type:\u003c\/b\u003e All\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eOrigin:\u003c\/b\u003e Made in the USA, veteran-owned and operated\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Cold-processed bar soap\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eIngredients You Can Trust\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCoconut Oil, Palm Oil, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Sodium Lactate, Activated Charcoal, Fragrance Oil. No sulfates, no parabens, no phthalates — just real ingredients that do real work. Vegan and cruelty-free.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eGetting the Most Out of Your Bar\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eStore it in a soap dish that drains between uses, away from standing water — that's the single biggest thing that shortens a natural soap bar's life. Treat it right and one bar goes a long way.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eSubscribe \u0026amp; Save\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSign up for a soap subscription and save 20% on every shipment, delivered straight to your door — an easy way to keep Bad Santa in rotation year-round, not just during the holidays.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch4\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Flagship Guarantee\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe stand behind every bar. If Bad Santa isn't for you, we'll send a different scent or refund your money — no questions asked. Buy with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003cblockquote\u003e\u003cp\u003e⚠️ \u003cb\u003eSafety Note:\u003c\/b\u003e For external use only. Discontinue use if irritation or redness occurs. Keep out of reach of children.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/blockquote\u003e","brand":"Patriot And Company","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45487466905715,"sku":"BADSANTA","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0643\/1958\/6419\/files\/149.jpg?v=1789291618","url":"https:\/\/slickpurchase.com\/products\/bad-santa-natural-christmas-soap-5-56oz-bar-orange-clove-cinnamon","provider":"Slickpurchase","version":"1.0","type":"link"}