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He's Been Naughty. This Soap Doesn't Care.
Bad Santa is Flagship's naughty-and-nice Christmas soap bar — a bold, warm blend of orange, clove, and cinnamon built for the guy who wants his holiday soap to smell like a spiced cocktail, not a candle aisle. Loaded with activated charcoal for a deep clean and a satisfying, gritty lather, this 5.56oz bar is a stocking stuffer that actually gets used past December 26th.
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The Scent Profile
- Top Notes: Orange, Lemon & Cherry — a bright, citrus-forward opening.
- Middle Notes: Clove, Cinnamon & Spice — the warm, unmistakably Christmas core.
- Base Notes: Vanilla & Musk — a smooth, lasting dry-down that keeps this from smelling like a spice rack.
Why Bad Santa?
- Activated Charcoal Clean: Naturally draws out dirt and oil while gently exfoliating — no synthetic beads, no microplastics.
- Cold-Processed, Small-Batch: Handmade by veterans in Idaho using traditional cold-process methods, not mass-produced.
- Built for Real Skin: Formulated to work with both dry and oily skin types without stripping it.
- A Gift He'll Actually Use: Not a novelty bar that sits in a drawer — this is a real daily soap with a scent strong enough to notice and clean enough to matter.
The Specs
- Weight: 5.56 oz (or more)
- Dimensions: 2.875 x 2.375 x 1.4 inches
- Scent Strength: Strong
- Skin Type: All
- Origin: Made in the USA, veteran-owned and operated
- Format: Cold-processed bar soap
Ingredients You Can Trust
Coconut Oil, Palm Oil, Sunflower Oil, Olive Oil, Avocado Oil, Shea Butter, Castor Oil, Water, Sodium Hydroxide (Lye), Sodium Lactate, Activated Charcoal, Fragrance Oil. No sulfates, no parabens, no phthalates — just real ingredients that do real work. Vegan and cruelty-free.
Getting the Most Out of Your Bar
Store it in a soap dish that drains between uses, away from standing water — that's the single biggest thing that shortens a natural soap bar's life. Treat it right and one bar goes a long way.
Subscribe & Save
Sign up for a soap subscription and save 20% on every shipment, delivered straight to your door — an easy way to keep Bad Santa in rotation year-round, not just during the holidays.
The Flagship Guarantee
We stand behind every bar. If Bad Santa isn't for you, we'll send a different scent or refund your money — no questions asked. Buy with confidence.
⚠️ Safety Note: For external use only. Discontinue use if irritation or redness occurs. Keep out of reach of children.
Shipping & Delivery Information
Our Shipping Promise
At Slickpurchase, we understand how important your purchases are. That's why we take extra care with every package we send. All orders are shipped in double-boxes with full insurance for additional protection, ensuring your items arrive safely.
Processing & Shipping Timeline
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary based on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
Shipping Destinations
Slickpurchase currently only ships to the United States.
Shipping Costs
We are pleased to offer free standard shipping on all orders within the United States.
Discreet Packaging
We respect your privacy. All Slickpurchase packages are shipped with complete discreet packaging. The product name, description, sender's name, and any information that hints about the contents are encrypted. Your package will arrive without any indication of what's inside, ensuring your purchase remains confidential.
Signature Requirements
Important Note: All orders valued above $250 will require a signature upon delivery for your protection.
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email so you can monitor your shipment's progress every step of the way.
Lost or Delayed Shipments
If your package is lost or significantly delayed, please contact our support team immediately, and we will assist you in resolving the issue.
Additional Security Measures
For your protection, we may contact you for additional order verification of the payment method on certain orders.
Questions or Concerns?
For details on returns and refunds, please refer to our Return Policy page.
For any questions about shipping or delivery, please contact our customer service team at support@slickpurchase.com.
⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
