MEET GOON WASH
The 5-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, beard wash, and ball wash that simplifies your entire routine.
One bottle replaces five. No clutter. No nonsense. Just a deep clean that hydrates, strengthens, and leaves you smelling fresh all day.
LESS FOAM, BETTER CLEANING
Goon Wash intentionally creates a lighter lather than conventional soaps. Heavy suds usually come from aggressive foaming agents that strip away the natural oils protecting your hair, scalp, and skin — leaving them dry and irritated.
We chose a gentler cleansing system and loaded it with conditioning ingredients, including saw palmetto, which helps support hair retention by targeting DHT—a hormone associated with pattern hair loss. The result: an effective all-in-one wash that cleans without over-stripping, leaving hair and skin feeling healthier and better conditioned.
FRAGRANCES:
Aqua di Goon Profound
Inspired by the modern aquatic classic Aqua di Gio Profondo, this clean, sophisticated scent balances freshness and depth for everyday wear.
Fragrance Family: Aquatic Aromatic
Top Notes: Marine accord, bergamot, green mandarin
Heart Notes: Rosemary, lavender, cypress
Base Notes: Mineral amber, musk, patchouli
Smells Like: Crisp ocean air and smooth woods with a citrus lift. Clean, confident, and effortlessly fresh.
The Toxic Avenger: Isotope No. 9
Inspired by Creed Virgin Island Water and Aventus, This fragrance opens with a bright surge of lime and crushed pineapple, layered over a wave of clean marine air.
Fragrance Family - Fresh aquatic
- Top notes: Pineapple, Green Apple, Lime, Ozone
- Mid notes: Jasmine, Coconut Water, Blackcurrant Leaf
- Base notes: Smoked Birchwood, Musk, Ambergris
245-Trioxin - Return of the Living Dead
Inspired by YSL L'Homme for Men and Gucci Guilty Black for Men. A smoky green fragrance that develops into a bright smoky cedarwood.
Fragrance Family - Smoky green
- Top notes: Bergamot, Cardamom, Pink Pepper
- Heart notes: Lavender, Green Herbs, Orange Blossom
- Base notes: Cedarwood, Tobacco Leaf, Amber Woods
Trash No. 245 - Return of the Living Dead
Inspired by YSL Y, Versace Eros Flame and Dior Fahrenheit. Trash No. 245 is the essence of punk horror rebellion, bottled. Inspired by the most infamous character in Return of the Living Dead, this fragrance captures the raw, untamed energy of her cemetery dance and her obsession with death, sex, and chaos.
- Top notes: Bergamot, Mandarin, Aldehydes
- Heart notes: Black Pepper, Rosemary, Incense
- Base notes: Vanilla, Tobacco Leaf, Amber Woods, Musk
Fire and Brimstone
Inspired by the pits of hell. Fire and Brimstone. Demons cracking a cold one next to a bonfire on a brisk Fall evening.
- Top notes: Pink Pepper, Brimstone
- Middle notes: Vetiver, Patchouli, Smoke
- Base notes: Ambroxan, Firewood, Iso E Super
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Clinically Proven Power: Saw Palmetto Extract
Saw Palmetto (Serenoa Serrulata) has been clinically shown to help block DHT, the hormone responsible for hair thinning.
By reducing DHT buildup at the follicle level, it helps maintain thicker, stronger hair and a healthier scalp.
In Goon Wash, it’s paired with hydrating oils and vitamins to support scalp balance and beard strength. So you’re not just getting clean, you’re helping your hairline live to fight another day.
How to Use
Apply to wet hair, beard, or body.
Lather generously.
Rinse and conquer.
Perfect For
Everyday use on hair, beard, and body
Gym bags, travel, and busy routines
Anyone who wants one product that does it all
Shipping & Delivery Information
Our Shipping Promise
At Slickpurchase, we understand how important your purchases are. That's why we take extra care with every package we send. All orders are shipped in double-boxes with full insurance for additional protection, ensuring your items arrive safely.
Processing & Shipping Timeline
- Processing Time: Orders are processed within 3-6 business days
- Domestic Delivery: Typically 6-10 business days
Please note that delivery times are estimates and may vary based on your location, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
Shipping Destinations
Slickpurchase currently only ships to the United States.
Shipping Costs
We are pleased to offer free standard shipping on all orders within the United States.
Discreet Packaging
We respect your privacy. All Slickpurchase packages are shipped with complete discreet packaging. The product name, description, sender's name, and any information that hints about the contents are encrypted. Your package will arrive without any indication of what's inside, ensuring your purchase remains confidential.
Signature Requirements
Important Note: All orders valued above $250 will require a signature upon delivery for your protection.
Order Tracking
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking number via email so you can monitor your shipment's progress every step of the way.
Lost or Delayed Shipments
If your package is lost or significantly delayed, please contact our support team immediately, and we will assist you in resolving the issue.
Additional Security Measures
For your protection, we may contact you for additional order verification of the payment method on certain orders.
Questions or Concerns?
For details on returns and refunds, please refer to our Return Policy page.
For any questions about shipping or delivery, please contact our customer service team at support@slickpurchase.com.
⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
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